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Jun 05, 2013ManMachine rated this title 2 out of 5 stars
While viewing Fantastic Four I thought that when the pigeon pooped (splat!) right on "Thing" that just about summed up this dismal excuse for a superhero movie in a nutshell._____ I rank this movie in the same league as the horrendously bad Watchmen. It's movies just like these 2 (and there are others) that make me despise the whole superhero genre to the 10th power._____ This film wasted way too much time giving the viewer a blow-by-blow rundown of how each member of the "Four" had acquired their fantastic powers through exposure to cosmic radiation._____ Blatant product placement of both Pepsi's and Burger King's familiar trademarks lost this picture some major points._____ Without a doubt, I think that Jessica Alba is the ultimate, clueless, bimbo actress, bar none. Don't you?_____ I understand that Fantastic Four is actually due for an upcoming "reboot"._____ (Spare me!)