Jonah Grable hasn't minded living in the shadow of his older, zombie fighting sister Kate, but this weekend he's definitely raising his profile. A weekend of epic epicness--waving swords and flirting with girls in elf ears at his LARP club event--is totally up Jonah's alley. But when his alter ego, Sir Talatien Maguirier, Nightdark Clanlord, comes face to face with a real, live Yeti, Jonah--or, rather, Tal--has to take matters into his own hands. So he sets off with gamer goddess Lady Amethyst, brown-eyed Europa, and Calamity, a braid-wearing barbarian in fur into the great unknown on a search for yeti-related awesomeness. . . .