Race You to the Fountain of Youth

Baker & Taylor
Draws on the perspectives of men and women over the age of forty to counsel readers on the benefits of humor in retaining one's youth, in a whimsical and uplifting volume that features such chapters as "Why I Distrust Doctors," "How to Calculate Your Real Age," and "Lesser Known Plastic Surgery Procedures." Original. 30,000 first printing.

Baker
& Taylor
"A humorous look at life after forty from two very distinct points of view: male and female"--Provided by publisher. Age," and "Lesser Known Plastic Surgery Procedures."
"A humorous look at life after forty from two very distinct points of view: male and female"--Provided by publisher. Age," and "Lesser Known Plastic Surgery Procedures." Age," and "Lesser Known Plastic Surgery Procedures." Age," and "Lesser Known Plastic Surgery Procedures."
Draws on the perspectives of men and women over the age of forty to counsel readers on the benefits of humor in retaining one's youth, in a whimsical and uplifting volume that features such chapters as "Why I Distrust Doctors," "How to Calculate Your Real Age," and "Lesser Known Plastic Surgery Procedures."

Simon and Schuster
The men are on one side.

The women on the other.

They're ready -- they're set -- they're off!...

Well...maybe not.

Seasoned comedy writers Martha Bolton and Brad Dickson take an unconventional, refreshing look at the over-forty race to the Fountain of Youth. Instead of heaping on the pressure to exercise more, eat less, manage your time, and save all your money for retirement, Bolton and Dickson offer a take-it-easy approach to aging with chapters like:

€ If Menopausal Women Ruled the World

€ How to Calculate Your Real Age

€ I Am Woman, Where'd I Go?

€ Desperate Grandmas

€ He Died of What?

€ Gimme a Head with Hair

Filled with gentle encouragement and rolling humor, Race You to the Fountain of Youth will remind you to focus on the things that truly matter -- contentment, personal growth, faith, and joy. Relevant, real, and always funny, this look at the better half of life doesn't ask you to change one thing about yourself -- except maybe to laugh a bit more and worry a bit less.